Step Brothers Quotes that Will Make You Laugh

Since the film’s release, these Step Brothers quotes have been making us laugh so hard that we’re falling off our dinosaurs. 

The classic comedy, written by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell, follows two immature adults (Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly) who still live at home and are forced to live together when their parents get married.

Initially hating each other, the pair become united over their shared similarities and eventually become best friends. 

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The film was released in July 2008 to mixed reviews from critics.

On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an average rating of 5.60/10.

Just like another McKay/Farrell movie, Anchorman, the Step Brothers is a modern comedy cult classic.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, check out these hilarious Step Brothers quotes below.

Of course, there is an opportunity to learn a few lessons from this comedy:

  • if you are an entrepreneur picking a good business name and asking for investors is critical
  • pay attention to what is going on at the moment, and don’t get distracted by the future
  • friendship can spring from some unlikely places and lead to great things
  • it is important to know (and be) your authentic self

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Step Brothers quotes on knowing who you are

1.) “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale Doback

funny Step Brothers Quotes

2.) “Did we just become best friends?” — Brennan Huff

Step Brothers Quotes about friends

3.) “Gotta have my boats and hoes!” — Dale Doback

hilarious Step Brothers Quotes

4.) “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.” — Dale Doback

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Step Brothers quotes on friendship

5.) “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek

Step Brothers Quotes about friendship

6.) “I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figure it out.” — Dale Doback

Step Brothers Quotes About Being Smart

7.) “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan Huff

Step Brothers Quotes About Friends

8.) “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.” — Brennan Huff

Silly Step Brothers Quotes

9.) “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.” — Derek

Witty Step Brothers Quotes

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Step Brothers quotes on making decisions

10.) “Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!” — Dale Doback

Step Brothers Quotes About Oprah

11.) “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.” — Dale Doback

Step Brothers Quotes About Dinosaurus

Step Brothers quotes to motivate you

12.) “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale Doback

Step Brothers Quotes About Giraffes

13.) “Don’t lose your dinosaur.” — Robert Doback

Goofy Step Brothers Quotes

14.) “Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.” — Dale Doback

Step Brothers Quotes About Voices

Step Brothers quotes for when you’re mad

15.) “Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.” — Brennan Huff

Angry Step Brothers Quotes

16.) “Your drumset is a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!” — Brennan Huff

Amusing Step Brothers Quotes

17.) “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!” — Brennan Huff

Humorous Step Brothers Quotes

Step Brothers quotes on priorities

18.) “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!” — Dale Doback

Step Brothers Quotes About Shark Week

19.) “I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” — Dale Doback

Step Brothers Quotes About Being Miserable

20.) “Dad, we’re men. That means a few things – we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.” — Dale Doback

Step Brothers Quotes About Men

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More Step Brothers quotes and lines

21. “Brennan, Denise called, and she said she can’t spend New Year’s Eve with you because she’s not your girlfriend, she’s your therapist.” — Nancy

Step Brothers Quotes About New Year's Eve

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22. “Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”– Dale

Step Brothers Quotes About Angels

23. “Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.” — Brennan

Step Brothers Quotes About Foes

24. “Why are you so sweaty?” — Dale “I was watching cops.” — Brennan

Step Brothers Quotes About Cops

25. “That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”— Dale

Laughable Step Brothers Quotes

Which of these Step Brothers quotes made you laugh the most?

After the success of Anchorman in 2004, fans were begging for more McKay/Farrell comedy magic, and they did not disappoint.

In the eleven years since Step Brothers debuted, the film is still a staple in any comedy fan’s movie collection. 

So, whether you have a stepbrother that you love to hate or hate to love, or if you’re just a fan of good comedy, we hope you laughed out loud at this collection of Step Brothers quotes. 

Let us know your favorite quote in the comment section below!

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