Iconic Vine Quotes to Make You LOL
From 2013 to 2017, the social media platform Vine owned the internet.
Below are vine quotes that showcase some hilarious moments from the short-lived site.
Tell us your favorite Vine quote in the comment section below.
What are the benefits of reading these Vine quotes?
Vine’s popularity revolutionized how internet users create and consume digital content.
The platform also birthed dozens of widely popular internet personalities who have since found millions of fans elsewhere, including:
- Jake Paul
- Liza Koshy
- Shawn Mendez
Although Vine has recently rebranded and relaunched as Byte, it will be hard to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of Vine.
From the incredibly iconic to the odd and strange, check out some of the most memorable vine quotes below.
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Famous vine quotes
1. “Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.” – @drewisgooden
2. “Merry Chrysler.” – @csydelko
3. “Do it for the vine.” – @Dom
4. “It is Wednesday my dudes.” – @JimmyHere
5. “A potato flew around my room before you came.” – @lilsydfromthetrap
6. “What are those?” – @youngbusco
7. “What’s 9 plus 10? 21.” – @BRUH
8. “It’s an avocado, thanks!” – @JeffSimmons
9. “Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.” @GUCCiPOPTART
10. “I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.” – @BrandonBowen
Hilarious vine quotes
11. “I’m in my mum’s car. Broom broom!” – @tishcrazy
12. “Why you always lyin’?” – @downgoes.fraser
13. “That’s my best friend; that’s my best friend.” – @tokyovanity
14. “When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?” – @SammyClassicSonicFan
15. “I could have dropped my croissant!” – @BROTHER
16. “I wanna be a cowboy baby.” – @1 Eyed Wonder
17. “I will have some cheese nuggets.” — Nathan Enick
18. “Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!” — Carl Weezer
19. “Deez nuts, ha got em!” – @welvendagreat
20. “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.” – @ayitspnayo
Memorable vine quotes
21. “That was legitness.” – @PaulKim
22. “I am shooketh.” – @csydelko
23. “Look at all those chickens!” – @Bernforever
24. “Eyebrows on fleek.” – @PEACHES MONROEE
25. “Do you guys even listen to Drake?” – @JusReign
26. “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” – @adam perkins
27. “Zack, stop! You’re gonna get in trouble.” – @Braith
28. “Come get y’all juice.” – @kennedytayl0r
29. “All women… are queens.” – Camden Powell
30. “Chipotle is my life.” – @yungsofi
Relatable vine quotes
31. “Chris, is that a weed?” – @weaklingchris
32. “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” – @mason.chill
33. “What the f*ck is up Kyle?” – @nick_colletti
34. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.” – @AnthonyPadilla
35. “Can I PLEASE get a waffle?” – @MightyDuck
36. “Wtf, is this allowed? Is this allowed?” – @Daniel Gomez
37. “He needs some milk!” – @Jakeof300
38. “Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage.” – @billwurtz
39. “I smell like beef.” – @Katie Ryan
40. “Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me f*cked up!” – @Ashia
Rare vine quotes
41. “Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!”
42. “You know what, I’m about to say it.”
43. “Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garrbaagge.”
44. “…And they were roommates” “Mah God they were roommates!”
45. “Um, I’m never been to oovoo javer.”
46. “A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.”
47. “Why you always lying?”
48. “That is NOT correct.”
49. “Shoutout to all the pear.”
50. “This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you” …
Vine quotes list
51. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”
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52. “Why are you running, why are you running?”
53. “Look at all those chickens.”
54. “Sleep? I don’t know about sleep…it’s summertime.” “You ain’t go to bed?” “Oh, she caught me.”
55. “You better stop.”
56. “I have never missed a class.”
57. “So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”
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58. “Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”
59. “Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”
60. “Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freeshavacado.”
Vine quotes that will live forever
61. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay!”
62. “Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh…”
63. “Are they helie balloons?!”
64. “I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.” “You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?”
65. “What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to read.”
66. “I have osteoporosis.”
67. “I’m just cooking pizza”
68. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON.”
69. “WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?” “THEY are my crocs!”
70. “Nice Ron” “I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?”
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More vine quotes
71. “A potato flew around the room before you came, excuse the mess it made…”
72. “What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.”
73. “I didn’t get no sleep cuz of y’all!”
74. “Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.” “HaaaAHH”
75. “Wait a minute, who ARE you?”
76. “Uh, I’m not finished” “Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?”
77. “I can’t sleep, because of that video”
78. “XOXO, gossip girl.”
79. “How’d you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?” “I got what?” “You got eggzma?”
80. “What are thoooooose?”
Remarkable vine quotes to remember
81. “How much did you pay for that taco? Aight, yo, you know this boy got his free taco.” – Unknown
82. “Yo, how much money do you have? 65 cents. Aye, you know what that means?” – Nathan Enick
83. “Next Please. Hello. Sir, this is a mug shot.” – Unknown
84. “Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?” – Unknown
85. “I can’t imagine being Mayo.” – Yung Sofi
86. “I smell like a dead rat. I think my nose ain’t working.” – Katie Ryan
87. “I’m washing me and my clothes.” – @sexylexy
88. “I’m telling you, man, you gotta stop letting people walk all over you… OKAY.” – Gabrielle Godfrey
89. “Say, Colorado. I’m a giraffe!” – Unknown
90. “All I wanna tell you is the school is not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog… woof! You know?” – Queen Blackwell
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Vine quotes about food and drinks
91. “Adam. Please get a waffle for me.” — Unknown
92. “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.” – @666chainz
93. “You’re not my dad! Ugly ass f*ckin’ noodlehead.” – @Jessi Lockett
94. “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.” — Just Jake
95. “Love ya chicken strips, you are the best strips ever!” — Unknown
96. “Nate, how are those chicken strips? Yay ya chicken strips!” — Unknown
97. “I’m not running away from hard work, then get a waffle for me.” — Unknown
98. “Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do.” — Kylo Ren
99. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, water, inside a watermelon.” — Unknown
100. “Chris! Is that a brownie? No, this is a crayon, I’m calling the police [puts 911 into microwave] 911 what’s your emergency?” — @Weaklingchris
Short Vine Quotes
101. “There’s only one race… the human race—What about Nascar?!” ― @LeftAtLondon
102. “I’m gonna munch, I’m gonna crunch.” ― @LeftAtLondon
103. “I am shooketh. I like to do the shaky dance.” ― @Csydelko
104. “I’m washing myself and my clothes. So that I can save some electricity.” ― @Sexylexy
105. “What the hell is even that?” ― @McJuggerNuggets
106. “Happy Crimus…..It’s crismun….Merry crisis. Merry Chrysler.” ― Christine Sydelko
107. “Your name?” ― @OSASCOMEDYSKITZ
108. “Ha ha ha, I do that.” ― @LeftAtLondon
109. “Oh Hi! I know I am still a piece of garbage… Thanks for checking.” ― Bill Wurtz
110. “….a baby forest smothered in its bed…..” ― Sara Bonnett Stein
What do you miss about Vine?
The best part about Vine is that its videos are easily shareable.
With just a six-second limit, sharing the looping clip with friends and family is simple.
We all have six seconds to spare to fit in a quick laugh.
Even though the platform officially shut down in 2017, many popular vines are interwoven into internet culture.
Many are constantly quoted to this day.
Although Vine had a short life span, the comedic content made on its platform will live forever.
Which of these fun Vine quotes is your favorite?
Is there a vine that we missed out on?
Let us know your thoughts down below!
October 28, 2022 5:00 AM EST
