Colbert parody Shaggy’s ‘It Wasn’t Me’ for Herschel Walker’s Multiple Scandals (VIDEO)

Thursday’s episode of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” began with an open, cold joke about Republican Herschel Walker, the US Senate candidate.

This time Prerna is the latest scam – or rather the series of scams – started on Monday. According to a report in the Daily Beast, That Walker, who says she opposes abortion, actually paid for the abortion of one of her ex-girlfriends. And, of course, he has provided evidence.

Walker, who is involved in a staggering number of true lies about himself and his personal life during the campaign, understandably denied it all and insisted he knew nothing about the woman. But then, as reported by The Daily Beast just 2 days later, it turns out that this woman is actually also the mother of one of his children. And yes, she gave the proof.

Either way, denying everything Walker said in an interview with Sean Hannity this week after the first part of the scandal broke out, “It wasn’t me.” Which surely sounds like the title of reggae and R&B singer Shaggy’s 2000 classic, “It Wasn’t Me”.

If you remember the song, it’s a duet with singer Rikrok, in which Rikrok explains how he was caught cheating in the most obvious way. Shaggy then gives him advice on how to get out of trouble: just insist that “it wasn’t me”.

Well, “The Late Show” changed the text to refer to Walker and refer to not only the scandal, but his many other lies and the various greasy explanations and justifications that he and his followers have used. . . And, of course, he pointed out (perhaps wishful thinking) the possibility that Walker’s scandals would have helped his rival, incumbent Democrat Raphael Warnock.

You can watch the full clip above, but we’ll transcribe the parody text below:

Many people think they caught me in the act

lie about my children

it’s not my fault that I misunderstood

i don’t know what i did

sometimes i am wrong please don’t vote for warnock instead

It’s just because my head hurts so much

I really thought I was in law enforcement

I also thought that Count Chocula was giving me his support

I thought my best friend was Egg McMuffin

Here’s what happens when you get too many smoothies

Who writes checks to too many women?

it was not me

Who’s got a bunch of secret guys?

it was not me

Who Makes the GOP Squid?

it was not me

Who will win the Senate in mid-term?

it was not me

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